US pays more for cellphone service, carriers insist that we are not getting screwed

The reason you Americans pay so much for cell phone service is because 90% of your country is in the middle of fucking nowhere. Putting an antenna up in these places where someone may send a text message once per year costs a shitload. In Europe, nowhere is more than about 100 miles from the nearest city. Either you cut off the hicks or you pay more. Deal with it :)

My fucking job is unbelievable, I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First there is the supermodel wanna-be chick. I'll give her credit she is pretty fucking hot, but she's constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up. She is extremely self-centered and never considers the needs, wants or desires of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, I'm surprised she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. She must suck a mean dick, because the boss keeps her around.

The next chick is exactly the opposite. She is probably one of the smartest person on the planet. He career oppertunities are endless, yet she is here with us. She is like a -10 on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, muchless shaves her "womanly" parts. I think is a lesbian, every time we drive by a Home Depot she moans like she is creaming her panties.

Finally and the jewel of the crown is a fucking stoner. I'm not talking like an occasional toker. This guy is baked before he comes to work, during work and I'm sure after work. I would doubt that he has been "sober" in the last 10 years easily... and he's only 22. He dresses like a freakin' beatnik throwback from the 1960's. To make it worse he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this HUGE FUCKING DOG!! This thing usually walks around about 1/2 stoned from the second hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think its trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Both of them are constantly hungry, require multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King.

Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

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Is he some kind of stalker or something? He has attempted to add me on every single "social networking" website there is going, and I have rejected him on all of them, but seriously, what is his deal? Does he do this to other people too? Or do I just have my own personal stalker here?

I've never understood why it takes upwards of 30 minutes to unload and drive your luggage the 100 yards to the conveyor belt at Edinburgh when other airports (Southampton being a good example) can somehow seem to get your bags there before you even enter the terminal.

I guess this would explain it: Air worker 'dodgem' drivers fined. And while those two guys have been sacked, I don't doubt that it will be a deeply embedded culture in the place and it just so happens that these two got caught.

Time for another "inspired by B3ta" ten minute website!

  * IS IT GOING TO RAIN TODAY . COM - Probably a
  bit more complex, but with some reverse IP
  lookup for location and parsing the BBC weather
  site, a fair stab is possible.

So here it is: Is It Going To Rain Today?